Well, I suppose it had to happen sooner or later. After nearly two years of being given full rein to be as rude as I liked about terrible films, I’ve finally hit a dead end. Butcher the Bakers is a film of such ferocious awfulness that the entirely fair review I wrote has been rejected by The Slaughtered Bird on the grounds that – and this is a direct quote from the editor – “I don’t think I have the balls to publish it”.
Well, what is the internet for if not unleashing textual atrocities on the Western world? My review of this truly beshitten film is available here.